SketchMichaels's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Storybook 1: Synj]

:D

Gel, I think you have some explaining to do, buddy.

[RIP Rodney]

How did this pass judgement?

A picture. A really shoddy picture, on top of that. You just used a (recently) deceased celebrity's picture as a portal entry.

I think that's a new low.

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

Rather sophomoric...

... well, seeing as how you're both of legal age, I fear for November. You represent the lowest class of redneck Republicans who will blindly follow Bush to their demise.

This animation had no redeeming qualities; I've seen thirteen year olds create immaculate designs compared to this p.o.s. What did it take you, maybe a few hours? And I'm all for satire, but, geez, way to demean a man based on the fact that he served his country when called upon to do so.

I'm rather disappointed... I'd expect to see something like this from someone half your age. If I were you, I'd be awfully embarassed to present something of such blatant crap, even to such a diverse audience as newgrounds.

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Promising indeed...

... great cinematic feel to this. Nicely done.

[I miss you Daddy]

That was touching.

I know most of the emotion was conveyed through the audio, and not the graphics, but you did a nice job of capturing the innocence and naivity of the piece... well done, very pretty.

[I Love Egg ep.11]

Only gets better...

... that was the most comprehensive, best episode yet! Very original and creative, loved it!

[Wink: Insatiable Appetite]

That was cute :D

Great job, thorougly enjoyed it... beautifully done, that's all I can say.

[Batman: Brutal]

It was all right....

... but it wasn't Batman. The whole concept of Batman is lost here; he's an ordinary Joe (well, aside from the fact that he's a genius billionaire), and gets hurt as easily as you and me. Superman's bulletproof, not Bats.

Also, Batman never kills anyone, especially not by spearing them with his mask?

Other than that, graphics were okay, though they need some serious polishing... sound choice was stock for a killing spree. I think you need to spend some time on your anatomy, too.

Overall though, better than half the crap that sifts through the portal.

[The Billy Goats Gruff]

"Yo, are we still on for that date to..." *suck*

Got a chuckle out of me, nicely done :D

[Ravencross Teaser]

Gonna have to agree with the last guy...

... no offense, but that was hokey. There was very little animation in this at all, and it's basically a bunch of stills with a few effects that *might* have taken you an hour - tops.

If that wasn't bad enough, I have no idea what is going on, nor do I really care; a trailer is supposed to entice the viewer to actually want to watch the movie. If this was the "tease," I don't want anything to do with the squeeze.

Sorry, but (lack of) effort receives a likewise scoring.