SketchMichaels's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ninja 3]

Come on, now...

... this JUST got blammed half an hour ago, and you're resubmitting it? Buddy, if they don't like your stuff the first time go round, how's the second going to be any better? Instead of pissing everyone off, and reposting time and again, why don't you sit down, work on your graphics, your story pacing, etc, and bring back a newer, IMPROVED version of the original, rather than THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.

adam-p89 responds:

hey dumbass, SHUT THE MOUTH! Go watch Lonesoul: episode 2 (when it's done) :-)

[The ROBOTECH movie part1]

I like it...

... your movies are always well-planned, and look like they have a lot of effort put into them. I especially like the scene where the troopers are jumping out of the chopper... it seemed a little out of place, but I'm sure it's a prelude to something bigger. Anyway, keep up the good work... you have at least one person out there appreciating the effort that goes into these.

Nanashi responds:

I know this review is not on top anymore, but it is the best one I have got for this movie. I worked so much harder on this one and am getting so much less..

[Hiroshima]

An official apology?

What is wrong with you? "I have read a lot of history before making this movie." I seriously doubt it. You made this thing on the notion that the Americans bombed Hiroshima unprovoked. Why don't you get the facts straight. Does Pearle Harbor mean anything to you? Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a wake-up call for Japan, that they pissed off a much stronger force than them, and had to deal with the consequences.

The Japanese drug the United States into World War II. They suffered as a result. We don't owe them anything... and think about all the aid America has given out to practically every civilization in existence over the years, INCLUDING Japan. They owe US, not vice versa.

w85 responds:

I have read alot of history. The only thing that connects Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima is that they were in the same world war. Yes, Pearl Harbor was a tragic, unprovoked chapter in history. However, you cannot compair it to Hiroshima. An atomic bomb is a far more inhumane weapon of war, as it's survivors suffer from the side-effects of radiation until they die. If you could choose: Would you like to be placed in the Pearl Harbor air raid, or the Hiroshima bombing? Think about it. Thanks for the review. :)

[C&B: Parking Ticket Force]

What's the title of that song?

I like it.

PepsiClock responds:

Its beveraly hills cop theme song.

[ROBOTECH Episode 8]

Suggestions...

... thought I'd help you out on more suggestions, after reading the first review. I don't have a stylus either, but whenever I want something crystal clear, I just draw it, scan it in, and play with it in photoshop.

Also, your 3d figure (the one that showed up after Sirena) had some funky polygons in it... either double side those things, or look for non-planars.

Nicely done, though.

Nanashi responds:

now that ladys and gentalmen, is a review. I wish all my reviews where as good as this one. good point. I might consider scaning in some of my pictures for refrences in my future projects. DOnt know why I dident think of it.

About the 3 exstra faces floting below the ship and the discolerd part, its becouse I have an old vershon of Swify, and it fubars some of my models. I am going to redo that one some day.

Thanx agen

[DDay (trailer)]

I've seen worse...

...but not by much. And trying to bribe people to vote high so you put more of this crap on newgrounds, yeah...that's not going to work.

Footrest responds:

First of all, i spent many many hours on this.
second, why should i spend many, many, many more hours making something that no one likes. I made this to get ppls opinion on the idea. So vote what u want, if u like it, u like it. if u dont u dont. im getting people's opinions. and even if i was scaming u. u shouldnt put 3 for graphics, and shit cause its better thatn that.

[PH33R _altr_]

BLAM

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING

PimpMasterKDOG responds:

the PimpMaster is gonna eat you!!!

-->KDOG

[Stick Slayer: Episode Six]

Spurgin and Femme, Sittin' In a Tree

This is called immaturity...lol...

"I am a man with nothing to lose. And that makes me very dangerous indeed."

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hehe hey man nothin wrong with a little immaturity now and then. And all the time.

[MaryJaneGetsMeLifted]

That...was terrible.

I'm sure that took a whole ten minutes to create. Well, here's my ten second review. Enjoy.

Apollo-Kid responds:

Hah, im glad your a moron, a lot more effort went into that than you think!... how about this, how about you make a flash movie, spend a few days on it, then submit it with the intent of it getting good reviews because you think its good, and then have some asshole such as yourself review it knowing nothing about the amount of work put into it.